It´s a laugh

[Susofrick]

Okay, in Norwegian but with English subtitles.

[musketier]

Now that's a funny and well done commercial Susofrick

[ModernKiwi]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Frenchman, a German, a Russian, an American, an Australian, a Canadian, a New Zealander, an Argentine, a Brazilian, a Cuban, a Mexican, an Israeli, an Egyptian, a Korean, a Chinaman, a Cambodian, a Singaporean, an Indonesian, an Indian and a Malaysian all walk into a nightclub.

The bouncer says to them, "I'm sorry, but I can't let you in without a Thai."

[Peter]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Frenchman, a German, a Russian, an American, an Australian, a Canadian, a New Zealander, an Argentine, a Brazilian, a Cuban, a Mexican, an Israeli, an Egyptian, a Korean, a Chinaman, a Cambodian, a Singaporean, an Indonesian, an Indian and a Malaysian all walk into a nightclub.

The bouncer says to them, "I'm sorry, but I can't let you in without a Thai."

[Maurice]

[Paul]

[Paul]

[Peter]

No words

[SamSagace]

I like yours, Peter!

[Paul]

http://www.designzzz.com/wp-content/upl ... headed.jpg

[Dad's Army]

Newsflash......They found water on Mars:

[MABO]

[musketier]

A man walks into a restaurant and asks the waiter for a cup of coffee without cream. A few minutes later the waiter comes back and says 'I'm sorry sir we are all out of cream, can it be without milk?'

[Paul]

A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shone his flashlight around,

looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard .............'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you ?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

[musketier]

good one Paul

[Peter]

Jesus loves you

[Susofrick]

Trying to translate a joke again.

The blonde goes into a curtain shop and says:
- I want curtains for my computer.
The clerk:- You don't have curtains on computers.
The blonde looked at the clerk:.....
- But helloooooooo, I've got windows

[Dad's Army]

Here is a nice video about the spoon game.
Just look at the face of the guy on the left!
http://www.vidup.de/v/Jwopc/

Have fun

[Phersu]

I guess everybody knows about the (in)-famous italian prime minister vices...
And taking the piss about Berlusconi's sexual scandals is a bit like shooting at the red cross.
Anyway here's a quite naughty and good one...

Two of the "bunga-bunga girls" are talking...
- I got pubic lice!
- Get some anti-crabs powder and kill them.
After one week the same girls meet and talk again...
- So, did you get rid of those crabs?
- Yes, and Berlusconi died too!

[Maurice]

Sniffing coke...