Horse walks into a bar.
Barman asks: Why the long face?
I’m an atheist with a god complex.
I don’t believe in myself.
What do you get when you combine a flat earther and their arrogance?
Flatulence.
I asked a friend what was worse, ignorance or arrogance.
He replied: I don't know and I don't care.
If a doctor takes a hippocratic oath after completing med school, what does a lawyer take after graduating law school?
A hypocritical oath.
A list of things I hate:
1. Unoriginal jokes
2. Hypocrisy
3. Irony
Have you ever heard the term "ignorance is bliss?”
When I was younger i had no idea what it meant... and frankly those were the happiest days of my life.